I shall revenge myself in the cruelest way you can imagine. I shall forget it.
Nintendo: So on November 21st we need you to buy two games you’ve already played and some of these overpriced figurines and also we need all the money in your bank account
Me: Sure! Do you want that in cash or like over paypal
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.
'In the beginning of their relationship, both proceeded as if they had entered a very dark room and were sliding their hands hesitantly up and down all the walls, feeling for a light switch while at the same time afraid that they might touch something sharp or dangerous. But from the minute they met, there was absolutely no game playing between them because they had had enough of that in their lives. They were eager to get to the heart of this matter. Both wanted to reach the point as soon as possible where sharing silence was just as good as sharing their life stories.
Sometimes, you just really wonder with boys. No matter how many hints you drop about how a great of a day it would be, how it’s your last worry free weekend before Christmas break (literally), they still, somehow find a way to ignore those factors & do something they can totally do any other day. I’m.. I’m just confused.
its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross